David @Quantick and @ShakyKane, That’s Because You’re A Robot, Image Comics, 2014
Dave and Slugger
The artists draw whatever the writers tell them to!
What terrific imaginations they must have!
A face LIKE MINE!
How was the little barber to know?
The sight of candy
Red Crusher, Buddhist Communist
Calling planet peace-enforcers!
But I don’t WANNA get married!
Her own ideas about racial types!
The Blue Beetle and, uh, Spunky!
Serve The LORD and You Can Have These Prizes!
'Dynamite' Thor, The Explosion Man! (Submitted by Agent Double-4)
The most proposing-est man in town!